I`m a Celebrity Get Me out of Here - Who is The Bookies Hot Favourite to Take the Crown

What can we expect from this year`s I`m a celebrity get me out of here. Well judging by all contestants in contention for the crowning of king or queen of the jungle - tells us we are in for an entertaining and hilarious time. Was last night`s bush tucker trial between Joe Swash and Nicola proof of that. Brace yourself for more fun in the jungle as Joe yet again is nominated for his third bush tucker trial. If his team is to eat tonight he is going to have to do less screaming and more dreaming about what food will be lowered into camp if he triumphs.

Play acting the goat and fighting with another camp mate will draw attention to the particular contestant who mocks and gloats but is this the right thing to do . Although actions of this sort makes great viewing it can also make enemies. People lavish the thought of an outburst, fights and funny antics occurring, however because of this a candidate can lose votes. The jungle prisoners face a catch 22 situation. The only way to come out on top is for each contestant to be themselves and hope the fans of I`m a celebrity get me out of here, likes what that person stands for and represents.

In this year's contest of survival we have some beautiful women in the jungle who maintain their beauty even without make-up. Let us pray the shows management staff order them to protect their skin. Okay there are times we see more rain than sun in camp but no excuse not to cream up. If they want to stay beautiful they need to remember the Australian heat is caused by sun, and what the sun can cause aside from premature wrinkles is, "skin cancer."

Carly Zucker`s tears came as a surprise last night. Not long after her a strenuous/scary bush tucker trial against Dani Behr did her weakness show so early into the jungle - missing Joe Cole. I am not saying it is wrong to yearn for your partner but I find crying for your kids more natural and acceptable. Is this an attention seek. Carly you knew what you were letting yourself in for, and don`t let Kilroy see you cry,  I am sure he is more than willing to give you a shoulder to cry on. After your astounding performance you have great chance of going all the way - so get your act together and last out. Cole will be waiting for you when you come out I think?

We just got wind that Joe`s full of gas, is it any wonder after eating live wriggly foods as such. We have also established that Dani cooks a great "Sunday" roast so if you want to eat Monday to Saturday then you starve in the company of Dani.

I have always said on the day may the best man win, however I do have a soft spot for Eastenders heartthrob Joe Swash who aged 26 has gone into the jungle with his phobia of Rats and Snakes. If he overcomes this then his cheeky smile betters his odds of being crowned. In real life Joe is known for being a practical joker, will the laughs be on him or will he have the last laugh. Joe said before going into the jungle "If he found a snake in his sleeping bag it would be the funniest thing you will see and that he was dreading the Bush tucker trials." Well Joe you`re not doing too bad because tonight is to be your third bush tucker trial - and who knows what tomorrow will bring and the tomorrow`s after that.

No matter how famous the face within the jungle, I`m a celebrity get me out of here would be like eating an egg without salt if Ant and Dec (presenters) were replaced or pulled out. Presenters Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly since the age of 13 have never been apart.  It was the BBC favorite children's drama Byker Grove which brought them together, where their instant rise to fame began - thanks to their breakthrough hit Let's Get Ready to Rhumble.

All good things come to an end, however in their case for the better after leaving Byker Grove. Both lads enjoyed enormous success presenting The Ant & Dec Show and Channel 4's Ant & Dec Unzipped. But it was on SM:TV Live and CD:UK that the two struck a chord with a nation of Saturday morning television fans, thanks to the mix of music, fun, humor and cartoons. The show proved its success after winning 15 awards.

Is this not time for the bookmakers to cash in on the celebrities misdemeanors, you bet it is indeed. As we speak, bookmakers have pegged Simon Webbe as a 1-3 favorite to finish better than Anthony Costa. You will get 5-2 odds for Esther Ranzten if she successfully eats a Kangaroo penis in any bush tucker trial, The bookies are also giving  4-6 odds on if Nicola and Carly get together for a French kiss. Nevertheless the outright betting has placed Joe Swash as the 9-4 favorite to win Star Trek's George Takei the 2nd favorite at 11-4. The other contestants are at longer odds with Martina Navratilova at 6-1. Dani Behr is 9-1 with Simon Webbe now at 9-1. Betting options as time progresses gets weirder by the minute giving 33/1 odds on Brian Paddick to smoke cannabis in camp, anything is worth a bet.  How likely is this of ever happening? Mind you he has more chance of a joint of this type than the type of joint connected to meat.

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