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Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - Trouble Brews Up For This Pair & Why Joe Swash Should Win



Posted: Wednesday, November 19, 2008

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I`m a celebrity get me out of here is hotting up and not because of the Australian weather. Last night had us see the sodden wet away-camp celebrities emerge into the home camp of team captain Joe Swash. Minutes before their grand entrance we heard Dani Behr more or less say that they will not have their toes stood on. Ouch keep your boots on Dani. There are some feisty characters joining you and Ester Ranzten and Robert Kilroy Silks being two of those. Both known for fighting a cause and heated debates and not afraid to say their piece, or back down from a confrontation. We also heard in a meek voice Kilroy say, or were it a plea if Simon Webbe would still be his friend once the change over took place. Does Kilroy fear being eaten alive by jungle leeches that have already drawn his blood, or that of the female kind?

I`m a celebrity get me out of here sees Kilroy set for doing the next bush tucker trial alone to feed a camp of many. Hey Bobbie boy no one to blame if you don't succeed tonight. Poor old Joe won fair and square in lasts night bush tucker trial where you claimed you never had the right key to open the padlock. Nevertheless being a good sportsman that he is, Joe still gave you his support. Watch out for Dani Behr's boots if you don't get any stars Bob. Or could they be Ryan Giggs boots she wears. Last night Dani told the world she was once the lover of this famous Manchester United`s football player.

You can see trouble already brewing up between Nicola and Dani after the chest trial that won Nicola and her team a platter of cheese. You had to laugh at the point when a member of Joe`s team suggested that their drinking of champagne was not to be mentioned to their fellow mice "alike" nibblers - when Joe cheekily grinned and chirpily said "damned right they need to know." Remarks like this do we need to hear them, "Damned right we do Joe."

Gambling stakes are changing by the minute as like the viewers opinions. When the fans of I`m a celebrity get me out of here familiarise themselves with the contestants matters change most profoundly. For example if you loved Simon Webbe and then see him picking his nose, or realize that George is not from space sees views changing dramatically on who you see fit as the worthy king or queen of the jungle. Particular bookies are betting I'm A Celebrity favorite Joe Swash could be this year's Janice Dickinson after fans of the show voted for him to do yet again another bush-tucker trial. Last year, Janice Dickinson was chosen by the public to take part in a record ten bush-tucker trials. Was this because they loved Dickie or loathed her who knows.

An expert speculator said "The biggest mistake Joe Swash made was screaming like a girl on his first trial. The public are evil they'll keep voting for him just to see his reaction. Yes I agree but he won't lose votes. I would say he will gain more purely because of this. Funny heroics will get him through. If this cockney geyser stays natural then mark my words the throne awaits him. I am not going to say I will eat my hat if he doesn`t because it`s early days and anything can happen. Joe`s hilarious antics has seen Paddy Power's bookies give 7/4 favorite for Swash crowned King of the Jungle. With still over a fortnight to go he has already proven he is a man with a "mane" making him the "main" man and reason why everyone is tuning into I`m a celerity get me out of here.

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