Reality TV - I`m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here "Snake in The Grass" is Revealed

Well last night Eastenders star Joe Swash, now turned reality TV star did show his true colours and worthiness of taking the title of King of the Jungle. For someone with a fear of heights like Joe to scale up a 200 ft pylon to feed the bellies of his campmates is one of a true hero. And not only that, he actually looked the part of a hero while collecting his 6 stars to earn 6 meals. (Wild mushrooms, sweet potatoes and beetroot.) "What no meat" all the celebrities screamed. Joe was dressed from head to toe all in blue and was only missing the red cape to take the more fitting title of Superman. His Y-fronts over his leotard proved to the public he was all man, and the main man. Go Joe Go. Well we all learned last night that David isn't as green under the gills only his hair. Throughout his jungle experience David has played it clever all the way. Well his cover has been blown now that Nicola has spilled the beans about his devious escapade against Joe Swash.  "Biff Baff Bosh - will Swash Cosh this prat.

So Martina lost her virginity to a man, did we really want to know that, as much as I like and admire the woman, her ways, her arms, and those veins that seep through her skin has me confused, is she lesbian or queer. Did the camp have more camp than they were letting on? Well Scotty hasn`t beamed George up yet, however if it were not for cockney Joe with that cheeking grin, I would like to see this George take the crown. This year 2008 we all saw the first gentleman "Takei"-en into the Jungle. George has done his best and was more than willing to take part in the trials whatever it involved, however what`s that saying George "The mind is willing but the body is weak."

Simon is now only just coming out of his shell, no I did not mean "coming out" "coming out." Simon I am not sure as to what I think. Yes he is a likeable guy, and yes he writes songs, and yes he has a physique to turn any woman on, or man. Nevertheless will these qualities win him "I`m a celebrity get out of here."

Did you think Nicola should have gone last night before David or that of the others, well to be honest I say yes and no. I personally was not a lover of the girl and was totally gobsmacked when she flatly refused to give up her mascara to help free a caged celebrity, who unknown to her at the time was to become her arch enemy in camp. (Did he know about the mascara?) If she had known more about the prisoner, I am afraid he would have been left to rot in jail. Now if Nicola was asked to part with a chicken leg then it would have been more acceptable because, you cannot argue with a rumbling tummy. Nonetheless give her – her due, she was feisty and un-nerving in her first bush tucker trial, anyone else would have screamed "I'm a celebrity get me out here."

Has the betting changed much as to who will take the crown?

• Joe Swash still hot favourite now at 2/7
• Martina Navratilova second favourite at 7/1
• David Van Day coming in third at 12/1
• Rank outsiders below
• Simon Webbe 25/1
• George Takei 28/1