26 Chat Up Lines - Is It Funny Or Soppy Words The Opposite Sex Girl Boy Can't Say No To?
Posted: Thursday, June 25, 2009
by Kacycarr
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Best Chat Up Lines - Are you single and lonely and no matter what you do, or how hard you try to get noticed you still fail to attract the opposite sex leaving you back to square one…a lonely old soul. Have you never sat down and questioned yourself why this is. Well the quicker you do then the quicker that special someone can fill that void in your life.
- Is the thought of dating a pervert spoiling your chance of romance
- Do you lack confidence when it is most needed to pull?
- Have you an inferiority complex that is letting you down
Most single people can and do get on with life, but them who are "lonely" and single can't. What is the difference between a single person and a "lonely" single person? More times than not the lonely will cry themselves to sleep. Crying is an emotion that a lot of lonely people do.
We all have an allotted match out there, that special someone who waits in anticipation to spark up a relationship with you, as you with them. You just have to find him/her. But how can this possibly happen when you sit at home moping. What is holding you back, is it the actual request for a date, or is it fear of rejection that worries you? If it is one or the other of these issues then that's no problem as we only have two hold me backs to overcome to get you out there mingling and pulling.
What's the big deal if the person you're attracted to says no to your invite for a date. You are not on your own here, we all have at some time or other been refused and rejected, and if you think about it this is a good thing because if we didn't we would all be dating the same people.
Millions of people just like you have experienced being refused a date but carry on regardless till they strike lucky. If they didn't the world would be full of bachelors and spinsters. In a way it's a good thing, is rejection. Let us say your first rendezvous was not denied, and romance did flourish… only to find later down the line your personalities clashed and your likes and dislikes incompatible. Had you received the "no" in the beginning, it would for many of you have helped avoid separation, parting of the ways or divorce.
Is it the face to face confrontation your uncomfortable with even though your chat up lines are some of the best around. Try writing down your feelings on paper for the person to read. The content shouldn't be soppy, that is unless you have an inclination that some interest is shown from the other party.
Have you decided being single is not for you and want to use one of your best chat up lines then this is good news. Using the right signs and signals you get the person you have your eye on to have their eyes on you. Once eye contact is made from across the room send over a warm and inviting smile, make it a cheeky one if need be, only not to cheeky as this can send out all the wrong signals. And for heaven's sake make sure the right person receives your smile because serious complications could rise from someone else getting the wrong end of the stick. You could end up fending off more suitors than anticipated. If the smile is returned then this is a good sign, however not solid evidence to say this person is ready to secure a relationship with you. A smile is a friendly gesture that we all do so bear this in mind and don't jump the gun. A smile more times than not will bring curiosity from the one you are attracted to, who may dilly dally on over to find out the reason for the smile. (Not all dilly dally) Speak with your eyes if you have to but not to flaunty, eye contact is key factor in attraction.
For most single and lonely people their life of loneliness is purposely inflicted upon themselves, but sadly unbeknown to them.
Best chat up lines below
- Hi, I'm doing a survey in this area ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Friday?
- Can I borrow your cell phone? (Why?) I'd like to call God to say I found his missing angel.
- You see my mate over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
- Shall we chat or continue flirting from a distance?
- I haven't got long to live will you be my friend for the time I have left
- How was heaven when you fell from it?
- If water were beauty, you'd be an ocean.
- You remind me of a compass; because I'd be lost without you.
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- Are you a thief because you stole my heart.
- Can you perform CPR? Because you take my breath away.
- Do you have a quarter? I told my parent's I would call them when I fell in love.
- Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven.
- Is there an airport close by; or is that just my heart taking off?
- Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?
- I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
- I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
- I want you to have my children. In fact, have them right now, they're in the car.
- I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
- Your lips look so sweet, just one kiss and I could give up sugar for life!
- Would you kiss me so I know I've been kissed by a cherub?
- Have you got a band aid? Because I hurt my knee falling for you.
- Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
- Do you mind if I stare at you for awhile? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
- I miss my cuddly teddy bear. Can I cuddle you instead
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