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I’m A Celebrity Get Me out Of Here 09 - Jungle Rivals Named & Why Danny Dwyer Said No to Jungle Bugs



Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009

by Kacycarr
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Would you believe that speculation is already taking place - on who will win "I'm A Celebrity Get Me out Of Here" 2009 UK series, and that's before the contestants are dropped into camp and had time to put their hammocks up. How is this possible when the full list of campers going into the Australian jungle hasn't even been officially finalized, well not to the public anyway  We are getting an odd name here and there popping up, but most of them are just probable's.

How can anyone even consider speculating on the likes of Robbie Williams and Joe Buggier (ex boxer) when they haven't even given the thumbs up? There was rumor that hard man Danny Dwyer who makes his living hanging round with gangsters was to be one of the celebrities going into the jungle. That was all it was, rumor.  Danny Dwyer is adamant that he would never even consider participating in I'm a am celebrity get me out of here, or give a second thought to appear on the popular TV show Strictly Come Dancing, or was it Dancing On Ice. Dwyer said he is concentrating on film work at the present. I don't believe you Danny, you hang out with creeps that carry guns, so what's the difference hanging out with creepier things that live in the jungle, c'mon admit it your scared.  I am sure it can be arranged for the bugs and snakes to carry weapons if it makes you feel more at home.

The list of names below was given a couple weeks ago, so for the time being we will have to work off this list and keep our fingers crossed that the reality TV show producers don't have something up their their sleeve to surprise the fans with different celebrity faces.  We already know their making plans for Katie Price ex glamour model (Jordan) to make a second appearance  on I'm a celebrity get me out of here. It was in the jungle where she met Peter Andre who she married and had two children with, but has since divorced him, Correction he divorced her. I say if Katie Price is being dropped into camp from the air she gets no parachute. If she lands on her back there could be trouble with the weight up front, but should she land on her front, then everything will be fine, she will bounce back just like she always does. Remember no boat either; let her make her own way by swimming in the swamp infested water. She won't come to any harm; it's the crocs that need to worry.

Look at the line up of the supposedly challengers going into the Australian jungle for the next 3 weeks to live off beans and rice should the bush tucker trials be to terrifying for them to earn stars to feed and fill the rumbling bellies of those left in the camp. Speculation unfolds below on who Ant and Dec the two Geordie presenters will crown king or queen of the jungle in I'm A Celebrity Get Me out Of Here 2009. Some of the names are definite, some are probable's and some not b****y likely.

Famous faces with a fading career are most likely the definite contestants to appear on the show because it's the only way to get back on the map and money back in the bank.

The new series of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me out Of Here is back on November the 15th

The winning odds supplied by William Hill?

Paul Gascoigne: Gazza the first time round failed a psychiatric examination to appear on I'm a celebrity get me out here. But he wants a second crack of the whip. Hey Gazza if you can cry like a big baby on a football pitch for nothing then how will you cope with creatures that can put you in hospital that can cause you to cry, but not crocodile tears I hasten to add. (Take part: 10/1 - Take part and win: 20/1)

Mark Lester:

Has the late Micheal Jackson's friend and star of Oliver! Mark nominated himself to join the cast so he can earn some cash to help keep his god children living the lavish lifestyle they are used to. Sorry Mark this show doesn't pay billions (Take part: 6/1 - Take part and win: 50/1)

Kelli Young: The former Liberty X singer recently formed Danger Minx with former band mate Jessica Taylor, so the publicity would be good.  I told you to look out for them wanting to make a comeback. (Take part: 11/1 - Take part and win: 14/1)

Jamie Neale: Fair enough, he's not exactly a celebrity as would we would know one, but the producers of I'm a celebrity get me out of here approached Neale after he hit the headlines for surviving in the Australian wilderness for 12 days after getting lost. I am afraid this is not good it will be seen as cheating (Take part: 5/1 - Take part and win: 33/1)

Lindsay Lohan: Her career has been slowly going downhill through none else's fault but her own. So maybe the jungle is the answer to her financial problems and other issues that includes detox time (Take part: 5/1 - Take part and win: 20/1)

Definite Mitch Winehouse:  Amy Winehouse is his daughter (Take part and win: 66/1)

Definite Sam Fox: (Take part and win: 12/1)

Definite Brian Blessed: (Take part and win: 10/1)

Definite Jimmy White: (Take part and win: 8/1)

Chris Eubank:

Eubank's boxing career is testament to his toughness. Yes but there's a difference between getting in a ring with a man and Kangaroo. Kangaroos, although they don't punch in a ring they can give a nasty kick. Be prepared for a fight because that same Kangaroo is going to put up one hell of a fight because he knows what will happen to his B****s if he doesn't. (Take part: 4/7 - Take part and win: 18/10

Definite Lisa Riley Emmerdale's cuddly Mandy Dingle

Definite Bruce Jones Alias Les Battersby off Coronation St

Pamela Anderson:

Pam has reportedly been angling for a UK reality show. I do believe that Pamela has been doing another show with last year's king of the jungle Joe Swash. Is this a sneaky move where she is getting inside information on how to survive in the jungle (Take part: 10/1 - Take part) and win: 25/1)

Definite Brian McFadden:

Brian's divorce from Kerry Katona who herself was once crowned queen of the jungle was nasty, costing him a fortune to get her off his back. So the guy needs money and I'm a celebrity get me out of here will help him do that, and even more if Brian McFadden's is crowned king of the jungle 2009. That would be one in the eye for Kerry. (Take part: 4/6 - Take part and win: 16/1)

Freddie Flintoff: (Take part: 16/1 - Take part and win: 50/1)

Robbie Williams: (Take part: 16/1 - Take part and win: 50/1) As if Robbie is short of a few bob. When I mentioned Robbie Williams all I could see was not Take part but TAKE THAT.

I am afraid this is all I have at present unless things change but watch this space for more updates that is until your glued to the box watching I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT HERE.

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Top-level comments on this article: (1 total)
» left by susan fraser
from scotland 2 years 183 days ago.
i dont think katie price should go to the jungle i would not watch it
» left by Katie Price 2 years 183 days ago.
Hi Susan I think because Katie Price is going into the jungle is the reason I will be glued to the box. I believe she will get her comeuppance
Thanks for commenting and keep well
Kacy
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