I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 09 - Can X Factor Simon Cowell's Riches Save Him From The Jungle
Posted: Wednesday, November 11, 2009
by Kacycarr
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Simon Cowell - Can you at this minute name one of the most hated men in Britain. Not a subject I normally talk about is politics, however can't be avoided with Prime Minister Gordon Brown being one of the blokes and the other Mr. low life himself X factor judge Simon Cowell. After the stunt he pulled last Sunday night what else would he expect, it certainly wasn't going to be flavour of the month. Simon Cowell is now public enemy number 1 in the UK knocking Katie Price (Jordan) down to second place in the hate stakes
You want to thank your lucky stars you ain't going into the jungle to appear on "I'm A Celebrity Get Me out Of Here 2009".after all this hullabaloo. I'm sure a man of your intelligence will not need me to spell it out, why. Where do snakes belong, got in one...in a cesspit. I think I speak for many people in the UK that had you been in the line up for I'm a Celeb they would like to see you dropped in the jungle and never picked up; even when the show was over. 99% of X Factor viewers are gunning for you so watch your back.
I see that Mr. Low life Simon Cowell has been named the highest paid man on US TV for American Idol with Donald Trump in second place for his show the Apprentice.
The official announcement of your wealth came to light recently with American TV bosses saying they were even considering doubling Simon Cowell's $45 million annual salary, which will make him the highest paid TV star in history. The offer was made in an tempt for Cowell to stay with US TV network, Fox, after Simon told TV Guide that it might be his last year on American idol. Looking at what's happening here in the UK, it may well be your last appearance on the X Factor 2009 UK series also, but not through your own choosing. I believe its Fox network you have to thank for all you're gold. What a coincidence the company being called Fox and you working like one "cunning."
You said all along that Jedward were rubbish and had no talent and yet when you had the opportunity to have them booted off the X Factor show you let the vote go to deadlock You knew full well the twins John and Edward Grimes earned the position of being the worthy losers, and not songstress Lucie Jones from Wales. Lucie Jones didn't stand a cat in hells chance up against the support Jedward have behind them. Would this have been the case for your act Olly Murs if in the bottom two alongside twins John and Edward? You know what with this entire conspiracy thing hanging over yours and Louis Walsh's head; I am not sure what to believe lately. Nevertheless I still smell a rat.
You said when interviewed about American Pop Idol that you're contract ends in 2010 and that's when you'll probably leave. And that you had nine seasons in the show which you said was a lot of shows. Simon Cowell after the stink you have caused here in Britain, I think one appearance on our television screen is going to be one too many. Looking at the situation in regards to the X factor final you may have no choice but to go. I suggest you bow you.re head in shame and leave with some dignity before your sent packing with your tail between your legs. Or better still bow your head so your neck meets with a guillotine blade.
If you have the gall to come out of hiding and show your face, which I don't doubt for a minute that you have, then you'll be aware that there are a lot of people not liking you right now and there's nobody else to blame but yourself. Did you know that 82% of Yahoo! users believe that The X Factor has lost all credibility following Lucie Jones being booted off the X Factor? Only a mere 8% out of 48,000 people believed the show was still credible, but still added they would no longer be watching. Look what you've done Simon, you will only need to employ one person to man the one "phone line."
Have you lost your senses, has you're money gone to your head. How come everyone else but not you will admit that Lucie Jones performed better than the twins during the sing-off?
Phone lines were jammed at ITV taking over 3,000 complaints about Sunday night's programme. Oops looks like you've gone and done it this time because TV watchdog Ofcom has confirmed that they will be investigating the complaints.The worst is yet to come from you making that idiotic decision. Fans of the X Factor are threatening to boycott the show because they believe it has turned into a farce. In other X Factor news, it's been reported Simon Cowell has changed plans for next week's show. Apparently it was going to be based on dance themes but now the finalists will be singings songs by the late great Freddie Mercury (Queen.) Why the last minute decision Simon, it wouldn't have anything to do with Jedward being better dancers than they are singers.
God knows what you're thinking but let's hope you put your thinking cap on to save the day, and the show from toppling. Your neck is on the line so think straight.
I have always admired Simon, and still do. He works like that of a Fox which was pointed out earlier "cunning." What does publicity bring; it brings in the cash and more attention. Whoever thinks Simon Cowell is an idiot then not wanting to burst your bubble, how very far from the truth this is. "He who laughs last laughs all the way to the bank"
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Top-level comments on this article: (1 total)Interesting article, and should do well in the competition :)I don't quite understand why the public are blaming Simon for the continued presence of Jedward though.... all he did was to abstain from the decision himself and let the public vote decide the outcome.The public took Lucie off, and the public kept Jedward in.Yet the public also complains that Simon didn't boot out Jedward.... Simon could just as well blame the public for not booting out Jedward.Come on public, take some responsibility for your actions :)Hear Hear - Ben you always did have all the answers and I agree with you 100%, however tell that to them who picked up the phone, who will take some persuading that it is they who did wrongI haven't half missed you Ben and good to see your still aliveGood luck in all you doKacyThanks Kacy, I'm glad to see I'm still alive too :)I would say good luck in the competition, but I don't think you're going to need it :)
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