Katie Price Favourite 2 Win I’m A Celebrity 09 - Jordan Hits On Sam Fox In Jungle Shower
Posted: Sunday, November 15, 2009
by Kacycarr
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I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! 2009 - Have you heard the latest gossip of what's going on with Jordan (Katie Price) and what's she's been saying. Well brace yourself because she has already tipped herself to win this year's 2009 realty UK TV show I'm A Celebrity! Get of your high horse you "Cocky Cow" you ain't got a hope in hell's chance. Even if it means me running up a phone bill I won't be able to pay in full but in installments, it will be worth it just to knock that smug grin off your face.
I love me who do you love Katie Price has vowed to win I'm A Celebrity. She also announced that she'll be all her campmates 'worst nightmare' Tell us something new Pricey because your already everybody else's so this shouldn't make the slightest bit of difference to your fellow campers that will gobble you up and spit you out after leaving a rancid taste in their mouth.
Jordan in an interview with a leading journal said "I'm coming here to win. All those who have come out against me won't know what's hit them, correction blabber mouth, don't you mean what hit you. Let's hope it's a giant coconut off a tree. I'm not sure that coconuts grow in the Australian jungle, but if not, then I ask all monkeys to come together in their hundreds and throw monkey nuts then. That's if there are any primates either. I knew I should have taken more heed in Geography.
"It's not the snakes, spiders and creepy crawlies they should be worried about, said Jordan. Well let's hope not with you being all of them packaged into one cocoon. I can easily be their worst nightmare she went onto say. The brass neck of the woman then said, I've never heard of most of them anyway which is probably why they are paying me so much more money, it's called danger money love, didn't you know.. There is going to be some explosive scenes in this year's 2009 TV show I'm A Celebrity Get Me out Of Here - if she goes in with this sort of attitude. I'll certainly use that to get their backs up if I have to, said Katie ex glamour model and ex wife of Peter Andre.
Did Peter Andre leave Katie for showing her boobs to all, or was it for other reasons like what we see here..
Who thinks that Peter Andre will tip his ex wife to win the show and be crowned queen of the jungle? You got more chance of him tipping her in a dump. You dumped her once Pete, so dump her again.
Katie 31, who has three children, two to Peter Andre and one to footballer Dwight Yorke, has singled out former pin-up page 3 model Sam Fox as her biggest rival in the jungle. She's far from being a rival for you Katie, reverse role of what was said earlier is that Fox is going to be "your" worst nightmare. The butch bitch can fight and you see this in all bitches when protecting her pups. Sam fox maybe butch but she ain't one for taking any bitching from anyone. Where Sam fox beats Katie Price hands down, who is also famed for flaunting her big breasts, are that her breasts are real and not a couple of fakes
A close source to Jordan said that she was adamant that: "There's only room for one glamour queen in the camp and that was her. Didn't you say not long ago that you were the Halloween queen until your cross dressing boyfriend upstaged you on the night looking better in a thong.
Let the fight of the glamour queens commence. You're a lot younger than foxy Sam, but when the makeup comes off the wrinkles will tell the story.
Pricey said that Samantha Fox maybe 43 now and still has a fantastic body but she won't be able to compete with mine, there's no comparison if we talk natural here."I'll get in the shower with the old Fox and let the public decide which breast is best." said Pricey. I wouldn't if I were you Kate, you may be used to cross dressers due to you courting one, but cross Sam and you'll know about it mark my words.
I'm A Celebrity... stars are already in camp and ready to go live on UK television screens tonight Sunday Nov 15th 09.
The celebs haven't even had chance to undress and their bits are already being speculated for being touched. Those behind the scenes of Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here say romance is already blooming for two campmates - Sabrina Washington and ex-Hollyoaks actor Stuart Manning.
Is Katie Price worthy of the title "Queen of the Jungle?" My opinion, no, losers will always be losers. She needs to bow out now to keep some dignity should she lose. One thing for sure she's not going to lose in the jungle is her virginity because that went a long time ago, who too I'm not sure, and I would put money on it that neither does she.
I say to viewers of the show don't vote Katie Price out straight away. We need her in there to get a taste of her own medicine, being treated like a snake just like the way she treated Peter Andre. Now "Hiss Off" and prepare yourself the biggest roller coaster ride of your life.
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