Katie Price I’m A Celebrity - Katie Price (Jordan) Fakes Orgasm In Jungle To Avoid Trials
Posted: Tuesday, November 17, 2009
by Kacycarr
http://www.spotthepimple.com
I'm A Celebrity Get Me out Of Here! Katie Price is still in the jungle without a scratch as far as I can see after watching tonight's show. Katie said to her fellow jungle bunnies on leaving camp to do the bush tucker trial that she would do her best to get them meals. Sam Fox gave support encouraging Katie to think of her last few troubled months which would get her through what lay ahead. Of course Pricey covered her back with the mention of her panic attacks in case she failed to keep her promise to feed them all.
Before starting the trial Katie was more worried about breaking a fingernail. She handed her diamond ring to Ant and Dec to mind while she took part in her first bush tucker trial on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. The ring was evidently not the wedding ring Peter Andre gave her when they married.
The celebs waiting back in camp for Katie were not this night going to get a wink of sleep with all the noise around them. That noise being the sound of rumbling bellies because Pricey failed miserably and only got 4 stars. She was more worried about her manicured fingernails than putting food on the table.
Was Katie genuinely having an attack when pulled out from underneath the ground by the rangers, or was she faking, because those puffs and pants sure looked more like she was faking an ORGASM?
All the celebs understood when she came back to camp and showed know disappointment in her failing to do the bush tucker trial, but if you ask me they were all good at hiding what they really thought. Everyone in camp seems to be getting along fine, but then the hunger pangs aren't hurting yet to send them off their box, so as to speak
While round the camp fire Katie Price asked Stuart Manning what he was like in bed, but before he could answer, a pip squeak of a voice piped up and said. "No doubt you will find this out later Katie," was that the voice of Ryan better half of Collin, and just what did he mean by that.
Gino made me laugh when he came out with - that the jungle residence should be called knocker camp. Does he mean because of the tits sleeping in the jungle with deadly snakes and poisonous toads, or them with big t...s?
Nearly every year on I'm a celeb we see romance blossom, but listening to Gino the Italian Stallion he ain't copping off or kissing any woman who farts or burps. He was hilarious in the bush house speaking to the invisible man, but I don't know if his wife back home will think him funny after he told millions of viewers that in the seven years they have been married, he had heard her trump about two times. The funniest part about the Italian is, and who I hope is in line to be crowned King of the jungle 2009, said if his wife farted he couldn't talk to her for at least twenty four hours. Thank god Gino's missus doesn't break wind every other day.
Jimmy white and Lucy Benjamin went off into the jungle to retrieve the treasure chest, they struggled for 45 minutes but triumphed bringing the chest back to the I'm a Celebrity Get Me out Of Here Camp.
When the food was lowered into camp it contained two crocodile legs, I think at this minute the celebs were glad Katie Price didn't get any more stars than what she did. Nonetheless chef Gino came to the rescue and used his skills to make those legs tasty.
Yes let's see what tomorrow will bring Gino when you announced that on meeting Katie Price you found her okay but let's see what tomorrow will bring, you said. He's rumbled you Katie.
Sorry Katie but once again you have been elected to do the next bush tucker trial, well you know what they say don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
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