I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! - Horny Gino & Joe Bugner In Fight - It's War Over Vaginas
Posted: Thursday, November 19, 2009
by Kacycarr
http://www.spotthepimple.com
Tonight's I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here would you believe was all about vaginas. Busty Sam Fox and Kim Woodburn had a heart to heart in the bush bus about how they could protect their vaginas from bugs getting inside. Kim informed Sam on her departure from the bus that she would let her know if anything got inside hers. It's Joe Bugner‘s fault putting the fear of God in all of the contestants telling them the dangers about the creepy crawlies in the jungle that can either suck their blood dry, or venture you know where.
Has Kim said something to Gino about her vagina because he told the world that this morning he woke up very Horny? I don't think you're alone on this Gino because it's to be expected with near to naked women roaming around the jungle camp. You wouldn't be the Italian stallion if you didn't feel this at times, or is it all the time. You may bet the other guys are feeling the same but won't admit this while being filmed. Could this be why first thing in the morning they stay in their hammocks covered up till the stiffy goes down?
The camp mates seem to have taken to Katie Price, showing great admiration for the bush ranger as Jimmy White calls her, for doing all the bush tuckers trials.
Kim was at it again, only this time taking Justin Ryan by the throat. First she tells him to get rid of the moles on his face, and later storms out of the bus to tear strips of him - for whatever reason, once again we are not sure. I like people that speak their mind like Kim but when it's uncalled for and without cause then I find it hard to comprehend. Is she losing her marbles?
Katie Price last night told Sam Fox that Peter Andre is not the same Pete she married, of course he isn't, you brainwashed him into your way of thinking so how can anyone ever be expected to be same after an experience as such.
Gino was at it again encouraging gay guys Justin and Colin to make history and be the first couple to have a S...g in I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Here dunny (toilet). Watch out lads we will be watching you like a hawk, well maybe not watching, but definitely listening out.
Gino clenches his fists and shouts lets fight after the campers were separated into two different groups to go head to head in a contest to stay in base camp. While Bugner said it was war.
All celebs stood side by side on pedestals over water having to hold a pole steady, one slip with their grip of the pole and grimy smelly water was tipped over their heads. The first to get a soaking was Gino followed by Ryan, Jimmy, Kim, Colin, Bugner, Sam Fox, George, Katie, Lucy, Stuart, leaving Sabrina the winner.
The winning group went back to base camp to booze and chocolate. Their bellies that night was to be filled with bush sausages, as KATIE Price screamed, yes bangers and mash. As for the losing team well their nightmare was about to begin, one bed infested with rats between all. The rat problem was solved because Sam Fox said when they get back to camp they will eat the rodents.
Katie Price has once again been elected by the public to do her fourth bush tucker trial. I know people want to see her squirm but it's getting boring now. We need to see fresh meat in the trials to see what they are made of. I mean is hard man Joe Bugner as hard as he was when wearing boxing gloves, or will he turn yellow like his tee-shirt which Dec said he looked like a canary in, will Bugner scream I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! What about Justin being elected to do a trial and manages to feed the camp, will Kim love his moles then. We need change guys so stop voting for Katie Price and give us the chance to have a laugh. Should I have said you guys, when it could be one guy doing the voting, if it's you Peter Andre then stop?
www.spotthepimple.com is a personal website with solutions to most male and female problems Regarding Health & Beauty
This Article has been viewed 717 times. (Not updated in real-time.)
Top-level comments on this article: (1 total)My Lord in heaven!What low brow trashy telly does the simian public require and watch?!Rather than subject the poor males on this site to a false advertising genital massage article in lieu of the the real thing,wouldn't it have been easier for you to change the bloomin channel?!!"the bush bus"?! (Was it made of martha stewart's industrial strength vinyl and reinforced steel vagina?)"bush sausages"?! I won't even hazard a bloody guess!!Hi Paul my friend, I had a feeling you may come in on this one and comment. It's good to hear from you even if it is about hazarding a guess where those bush sausges could end up. Will have to put my thinking cap on for thatKeep wellKacytoodle loo to you too!You crease me up PaulI would LOVE to!Yes and would love you to, however I think I am already creased up enough. Good job I didn't say you "crack" me upLOL!!!!!!!!!!!! You also make me very 'creased'.......
We want your comments! If you can read this, you don't have javascript enabled, so you can't use this comment system. Please enable javascript.