I’m A Celebrity - Katie Price Has Got Balls & Eats Kangaroo Bum - Sabrina Wants Bugner Testicles
Posted: Saturday, November 21, 2009
by Kacycarr
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I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! Joe Bugner did over the way the food was cooked in camp took a wally and let rip at Sabrina over her cooking skills. However he did repent and asked Sabrina the following day for forgiveness. Joe said he regrets his outburst and tongue lashing at the young woman. We know you do Joe, people don't say them sort of things and don't regret them, or do they
I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! Lucy Benjamin is feeling down in the jungles camp, missing her baby back home, but after a hug from father figure George Hamilton she was feeling much better. I call the exile group, Gino, Sam Fox, Kim, Lucy, Stuart and George after being separated from the others in base camp the "Rat Pack" I mean after all they went hunting for rats to eat. They didn't have to go far because the camp was infested. So many rats you would think the pied piper of Hamlin had passed though. Saviour Gino armed with a few herbs rustled up a rat stew that went down everyone's gullet well, so what do they care if they never eat beans and rice again.
Celebs Kim Woodburn and Katie Price (Jordan) went off to have the feast of their life in the bush tucker trial where they went to head to ahead to win food for the jungle bunnies with rumbling bellies, and had to eat Jungle grubs. For starters it was fish eyes which Kim ate with a knife and fork, what's going on they are in jungle why not give them some HP sauce and some garnish to help them down.
Katie went first in popping a fish eye into her mouth but couldn't finish the trial; she was having problems with her veneers which prevented her from chewing. When Kim asked Katie what they tasted like, Pricey said it was like eating Calamari whatever that is, and tasted fishy, well what else would it taste like, certainly not strawberries.
Ant and Dec couldn't contain their composure as they found watching the celebs squirm hilarious. Next on the menu was live crickets and cockroaches, although Katie did a war dance on the spot battling to bite into the bugs she did it. Kim's live cricket she said was a fighter while trying to grab it to eat, but she won the fight and went onto devour insects.
The third part of the trial was for the pair, and we don't mean knockers, but the ladies with big knockers, to eat. Kangaroo anus
Jordan struggled but ate the bum, and Kim said the kangaroo anus tasted like mince meat. Imagine what Gino could have done with a... hole and herbs. Presenter Ant did his best to encourage Katie Price when she ate the head off a witchety grub, but was it honest encouragement for her to get a meal for camp, or did he just want another laugh. The witchety grub tasted like bitter cream Kim said
Kim on the next trial was taken back and asked Ant and Dec if was it kangaroo testicles in front of her on the plate. Kim you're in the jungle so the more appropriate description are Joey balls. If Sabrina had her way the night she was insulted by Bugner I bet she'd of loved if it were boxer Joey's ball's on the plate
Katie couldn't go through with it but mighty mouth Kim ate the balls. Although there was a lot of heaving and baulking there was no actual vomit. Katie price when back in camp explained to the campers and apologized for not eating the testicles because they looked like a pair off a border collie.
As much as I have enjoyed Pricey nominated for every bush tucker trial, I am ready for change, now come on guys let's give someone else a chance.
If it's not vaginas Kim is talking about, she has now started talking about her brassier and knickers to herself. Someone needs to check her temperature as jungle fever can have you do some funny things. Gino made me laugh at this point because he couldn't understand how you can have a conversation with underwear, and with the I'm A Celebrity Get Me out Of Here dunny (toilet) Yes that's right she was talking a whole of S..T to it (excuse the pun.)
Kim won 5 starts in the trial so dinner was going to be great this night. Sam fox said the meal was orgasmic after what Gino did with garlic and his red pepper...who is hot stuff without his pepper, and needs to be crowned king of the Jungle 2009 in I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!
Katie Price has been elected yet once again for the bush tucker trial tomorrow and you know what I am not looking forward to it because it's the same old thing. You seen her squirm she's done her time now let's see somebody else carry the can for the hungry.
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