Funniest Valentine Romantic Ideas & Funny Love Quotes - How To Be Your Sweethearts Funny Valentine
Posted: Monday, January 25, 2010
by Kacycarr
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Funniest Valentine Romantic Ideas - "Let me be your Valentine," yes it's certainly a great chat up line to get a girl or boy to go out on date with you come this Valentine Day no doubt about that. Nonetheless there's an even better chat up line that will hide your humiliation if you get a no to your proposal.
You need to approach the person you fancy and say "Can I be you're FUNNY Valentine" today, tomorrow, or whatever day February 14th falls on. What makes this Valentine chat up line better than the first you ask; well quite simply because if you get a refusal then you can laugh it off, because after all you are a "funny" Valentine.
Valentine's Day includes much romance, cupids bow and his arrows, love-ins, red roses, chocolates, hearts and candlelit dinners. All lovely romantic gestures and romantic things to do, but there needs to be that little something special as well, such as "laughter." What girl or boy do you know that doesn't like to have a good laugh? If you want to win this man/woman over then look towards making them smile, and this will guarantee this person will want to be your Valentine?
Funniest Valentine Romantic Ideas
Why not plan a romantic day out in town if you have never done this before as a surprise for the one you love. It's not too late to book a romantic cruise stopping off at ports to visit those supposedly most romantic places in the world like Paris and the more popular, Venice. Now that's different and a sure surprise Valentines gift. Can you imagine the pair of you canoodling and drifting along the winding canals in a gondola? Give me chocolates any day, hold on a minute don't you get a Cornetto (chocolate ice cream) given to you while you ride on the rivers, if so then its rethink time for me. I've had time to think, and agree that gondolas and chocolates go well together and most certainly romantic. I can just see it now ice cream all over your lovers face if in a jolty gondola. What makes this romantic, hey Dumbo it means you get to lick it off.
Treat your sweetheart to a shopping spree she will love you for it. And while you traipse in and out of shops pick up a bunch of red roses, or a piece of gold or silver jewellery as a token of your love for her or him. A fabulously intimate way to celebrate Valentine's Day is to both snuggle up on the sofa wearing nothing but your birthday suit and watch a movie. If it's a film you have both been dying to see for a long time then it's not recommended to click play, as you may not see much of the film, because bare flesh can be very distracting indeed. Why not arrange an all night love in a four poster bed. Stay in bed all evening right through to the next day and have wine or champagne to sip, and nibbles to nib (the ones you eat.) Oh and don't forget the "Do not disturb" sign if you are staying in a hotel or there are others in the household.
Funniest Valentine Quotes Jokes and Valentine Chat Up Lines
Joke 1 - Valentine's Day Dream
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening the husband came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
Joke 2 Coffee Mates
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."
Joke 3 - Black and White Wedding
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
Funny Valentine Quotes
'I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.'
Dorothy Parker
'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.'
Rosanne Barr
'Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.'
Mae West
'Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.'
Mickey Rooney
'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.'
Rita Rudner
'The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.'
Ann Landers
'I married the first man I ever kissed and when I tell my children that, they just about throw up.'
Barbara Bush
'Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.'
Groucho Marx
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
Thomas Szasz
Valentine quotes are a fabulous way to break the ice, but as for jokes they go down better at celebrations. Are you throwing a party this Valentines Day for your lover, maybe her family and yours, if so below are some of the funniest Valentine jokes to share with all those luvvy duvvy sweethearts who you have invited over.
Romantic Valentine One Liners
The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.
J. Krishnamurti
All you need is love.
John Lennon
One makes mistakes; that is life. But it is never a mistake to have loved.
Romain Rolland
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Lynda Barry
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Thomas Robert Dewar
A heart that loves is always young.
Greek Proverb
But I have seen thee. And thou art enough.
G. Moore
Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
Sarah Bernhardt
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
Mencius
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Winnie the Pooh
Go and make this special person cupid has singled out for you, laugh. Make this Valentine's Day one of the funniest romantic days you and your sweetheart has ever had.
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Top-level comments on this article: (1 total)Excellent ideas, I'm ok for women (ie I'm married) but I like the romantic gestures. Great article thanks!Thank you Jon for commenting it is much appreciatedKeep wellKacy
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